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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, March 1, 2013

Weekend Appear

Where or where is the weekend????????

You can download this one at:
 
I just couldn't resist reposting this one.  Just an oldie but goodie .... and it says it all.  No further words from me needed.
 
Have a grand weekend.  Going to Dubuque to spend the weekend with my daughter, Christa and grandbabies.  Can't wait cause' it's a weekend of basketball!!!!!
 
Hugs, Sue

Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Let's Laugh ......

It's 2013
 
A new year has begun .......
 
I could say all the same things that come on New Year's Day, but as always ....
 
I said something with yesterday's post that I want to continue on that theme ....
 
Laughter
 
One of my wishes was for us all to laugh more.  When is the last time you really laughed from your stomach all the way to the outside of your body?  That amazing feeling that can touch you right down to the tip of your toes.  That laughter that has the ability to bring tears to your eyes.  And, make your stomach even hurt
 
Isn't It Wonderful !!!

 
but, that's not all .......
 
I want you to look
again at the
world
with the eyes of that
child that is deep
inside all of us
 
 
Yes, I am that person that only wants to look at the world with all it's imperfections .....
 
as the most wonderful place to be
So .........
won't you come
and join me on the best year ever!!!!
 
And, now .....
it's time for me to say thank you from the
deepest part of my heart
to a dear, dear, dear friend.
 
Her name is Lisa.
this is the surprise she sent me today!!!!!
 

Congratulations Grands9Creations

It is a special day for Sue over at Grands9Creations for she is celebrating her first anniversary offering free word art to the public. Over the past two months Sue has become one of my dearest friends and my world would not be the same without her bright optimism, her ongoing inspiration and her desire to be my biggest cheerleader. So it is with great pleasure that I say...

In honour of this auspicious occasion Sue, I have created a special badge 200 px wide for your side bar, or for anyone who would like to join me in congratulating Sue on this very special day.


Here's to many more years of blogging success. We love you Sue!

Until next time,
 
 
You have made my day,
this hour and moment.
 
and I am the lucky one to be
able to call you friend.
Thank you from my heart!!!!!
 
And, finally your freebie:
 
 
You can download at:
 
 
So, each and everyone
please join me
and
smile, smile, smile ....
laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh
and
look at the world again
with wonder!!!
 
Hugs, Sue


Thursday, December 13, 2012

The Definition of Clumsy

Now, today I hope everyone doesn't mind .....

But, I need a little break from creating Christmas themed wordart.  And, I am in one of my "let's be silly moods".  That spells out to a HUMOR freebie today. 

I have had this happen to me more times then I can count and it actually happened to me this morning.  So .... without delay I will preview my freebie for the day.

You can download it at:
 
And, here is what happened.  I awoke this morning with a fall!!!!  You see, we have one of those beds that are very high off the floor .... and I rolled over and FELL OUT OF BED!!!  And, if that wasn't bad enough (afterall I have been sleeping in this STUPID bed for over 20 YEARS), I got up off the floor and walked right into the WALL!!!!!
 
Don't know if this means I am going to have one of those UPSIDE DOWN days ......
 
Hugs, Sue

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Panic Time

Just the other day when I was trying to redo my blogspot, I ran into PROBLEMS with a capital HEADACHE.  I became very PANICKED because I couldn't figure out how to get back into my BLOG to do ANYTHING!!!!!

All I saw was I was going to have to START ALL OVER AGAIN WITH A NEW BLOG!!!!!

That is called running away and screaming.

I contacted one of my MENTOR'S, Trine of "Nothing But Freebies" for advice.  ALAS .... she didn't know how to help me!!!  Today is dedicated to her.   Trine, you never fail to make me laugh.

And, you can find her site at:  http://nothingbutfreebies.blogspot.com.  She is one of my favorite spots to try to stop on a daily basis and you won't regret it either.  And, should you need a SMILE .... she is the one to stop by always.

But, she sent the cutest CARTOON ....... and, today's freebie is around that cartoon.

Here is my preview:
 
And the free wordart is:
You can download it at:
 
 
I got such a chuckle out of this .... and it definately fits all us scrapbookers out there, especially the designers.
 
I also want to thank "Designs by Heather Taylor" for her alphabet called "Cut Out Alpha".  She can be found at:  http://oohlalaartsy.blogspot.com
 
Have a great day.
 
Hugs, Sue

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Hiding Presents

Do you have snoopers in your house?
Do you have that child
 that is bound
and determined to try
to find their Christmas presents?
Do you have someone in
your cherished family that
can't stand the agony
of not taking a look
through a torn little piece
of the wrapping paper
trying to see what's inside?
Well ......
I have one of those lovable, so silly
relatives in my family.
He is called my SON.
Now, that he is an adult ....
he just badgers me with non-stop,
endless questions.
He knows better than to try to figure out what's inside his present now!!!!!
Here's a preview:
You can download this at:
 
Hope this one brings a smile or two.

Just another memory .... one year I wrapped presents in
red, white and green with
no tags!!!!

The kids didn't know their color until Christmas morning.
And, the boxs under the tree were just
that .... EMPTY BOXES.

I wish you could have seen their faces .... priceless
(they were all teenagers)

after all the empty boxes were opened ...
they got an envelope with their color and
went to our bedroom to find their presents.

Still makes me laugh!!!!
AND, THEY ALL STILL TALK ABOUT IT ALL THESE YEARS LATER.

Hugs, Sue


Thursday, October 11, 2012

Mean Cow

I am back on the right day .... here's my freebie for today.

And ..........

I continue to be in my mischievous mood .... picking on the pooooooooor turkey.  This time to add to the silliness, I used a "peace turkey".  Afterall, I do believe this little guy is just high on all that "Halloween Candy" the farmer has been feeding him. 

Little does he know about that MEAN OLD COW!!!!!

 
Here is a preview:
 
Hope you like it ......
 
You can download it at:
 
 
As always, I want to thank all my newcomers to my site.  It means so much to me that you have stopped by.  If you do have the time, do sit a spell and GO EXPLORING.  I know you are bound to find one or two or three or just maybe more goodies to add to you digital library.
 
And, ofcourse all my old-timers .... I love all the old friends I have made on this fantastic journey.  I just love sharing my ideas with you and thank you for your continued support.
 
If you haven't become a member yet .... please consider it!!!!
 
Hugs always, Sue


Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Hiding?????

Are you ever hiding away from Monday?
Is it you're least favorite day?
Do you get up in the morning on that day
and dread the whole week ahead?
Do you feel like Friday will never come?
 
Today's freebie is themed to that thought
and ofcourse, Halloween.
 
Why ......
because black cats just
are part of Halloween!!!!!!!!
 


I found this cute, cute kitty cat yesterday online
and I couldn't resist doing another
Halloween freebie around him.
 
But, in addition ...
I just did it around "Mondays"
 
You can both freebie in this download:
 
 
Have a wonderful, spooked, ball-of-fur day.
 
Hugs, Sue
 

Saturday, October 6, 2012

Thanksgiving Beef

I have put on my thinking cap for my first Thanksgiving freebie .....

You can download at:
 
This is one of my all-time favorite Turkey Day quotes and I just couldn't resist doing it first.  This is my interpretation of the turkey asking for us to RECONSIDER!!!!!

Get ready .......

Hugs, Sue


Monday, October 1, 2012

Tooth Fairy

I have decided to go ahead and post my other two freebies that I planned to release tomorrow, because I have so much to do for my pending vacation to Texas.  So, that everyone does know I will be gone from October 3-October 9.  And, I don't think I will be posting/designing any other daily freebies until October 10th.


My family theme continues with thoughts of NOW going to the dentist.  This is one of my childhood and now adulthood "nightmares".  I have decided just in case there are some scrapbook pages being done on this "event" .... I have done something with a little "love" and another with a little "humor".

Here is my first freebie
around the theme of the toothfairy.
Afterall, every single child
waits for her arrival.
 
 
You can download her at:
 
The second freebie is to poke fun
at the "troubles" of going to the dentist.
 
 
Just in case you can't read the phrase ... it says
"what do you mean I have a cavity????" 
 
You can download "troubles" at:
 
And, with this .... I bid you all a farewell for a little over a week.  I am so excited about this trip finally just being days away.  Do to my getting so sick in June .... that trip was cancelled.  We have just not been able to reschedule it any other time during the summer because of the continued problems.  I haven't seen my daughter, Angie or her family in over a year!!!!!  And, even though this trip is SO SHORT in comparison to the ones we usually make to Texas .... I am happy to just be finally going.
 
For those of you new to my site, still come for a visit during this upcoming week.  I have so many other freebies listed under LABELS that you can come a grab.  With Christmas just around the corner you may want to come and grab those that I have already done.
 
Have the best next week and a half ever. 
 
Hugs, Sue

Monday, July 16, 2012

Do You Not Understand !!!!

What can I say .... I am jumping all over the place today!!!   I know, I know .... I said that I would do another school riddle!!!  But, my brain cells for creating are just not working today in that particular area!!!!!  You'll just have to wait until tomorrow!!!!

But, I did have the cutest idea with one of my treasures.  Do hope everyone likes it!!!!


Do You Not Understand


You can download it at:



I want to especially thank Snack Pack Gu's Designs for her wonderful, absolutely adorable kit called "Gone Fishing".  It is my most favorite fishing theme kit that I have in my ever expanding library of elements and kits.  She definately is a very talented, creative designer in my book.  You can find so many amazing things on her site.  If you have never been there .... hurry, hurry, hurry over.  You can find her at:  http://snackpackgu.blogspot.com.  My wordart just popped right onto my screen when I saw both of those sets of eyes .... just couldn't resist.  I love it!!!!!!!

If this is the first time to my site ... I am so glad to meet you.  Do come and sit a spell because I have so many freebies here for you to grab.  I have a number of my freebies labeled by subject matter, if you are looking for something in particular ... such as holidays, love, seasons, etc.  Do leave me some love and don't forget to become a member.

Hugs always, Sue




Thursday, July 5, 2012

Idiotitis

I just couldn't resist this one.  I found this quote about a year ago and used it on one of my scrapbook layouts concerning my son, Drue giving his Dad instructions on how to use an edger.  It was one of the funniest moments between them and my husband's face was priceless.  Drue had just gotten his new house and had become an expert on everything concerning outside.  This advice came after almost forty-years of cutting grass.  Needless to say, he definitely entertained me and exasperated his Dad.

The quote is: " Disease:  Idiotitis  Causes the brain to shut and the mouth to keep talking.  Thousands affected, might be contagious.  Best Defense:  Slap and Run"

You can download this at:  http://www.4shared.com/zip/HAGzrFoD/Idiotitis.html

I have been gone for the last few days ... do apologize.  Still not feeling real great.  I go to a specialist next Tuesday if the pain doesn't kill me first ... hee, hee.  Absolutely love my doctor, but ..... he's stumped.  He thought I'd feel better by now. He's moving pretty fast though ... appointment is next Tuesday with specialist.

Best thing .... I AM LOSING WEIGHT LIKE CRAZY.  Only thing that doesn't hurt me seems to be oatmeal and milk.  My heating pad and I have an ongoing love affair happening and what more could I ask for ... gourmet oatmeal.  I've dropped eight pounds in ONE WEEK!!!!  Going to have that old man of mine fall right in love all over again with this NEW ME!!!!

Hugs, Sue

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Stuck In The Middle

I have three children and one of the topics of conversation when they were little was ..... SOMEONE IS ALWAYS STUCK IN THE MIDDLE.  It didn't matter who it happened to be either.  There was always, always one of my "darlings" that felt they were being treated unfairly.

Today's freebie is dedicated to those moments of life.

Here is my preview:

I have made numerous versions of this with different elements .... why?????  Just because.

Again the other previews with the elements:

I hope there is at least one that strikes your fancy.

You can download all four free wordarts at:  http://www.4shared.com/zip/VmSxEY2q/stuck_in_the_middle.html

I am not sure I will be doing one tomorrow.  I am having a number of ultra sounds done this afternoon, labwork etc.  I have been in alot of pain for about two weeks now, with it getting worse by the day.  Didn't even going swimming yesterday ... instead went to the doctor.  My tests start at noon today.  Wish me luck ... and that they find out why I am in such pain.  Doing wordart to keep my mind off of my stomach.

Hugs always, Sue

Saturday, June 23, 2012

Haven't Finished Yet

Teenagers are notorious for the ability to make you want to pull out your hair!!!!  They not only live in their own special world .... they do things or not doing things at their own SPECIAL TIME!!!!!

I use to get so frustrated with their ability to CANDIDLY and STRAIGHT-FACED let me know that they were big into the CONCEPT of DOING NOTHING ............ and yes, it could last for days!!!

Just a little humor .... now that I am wise.

I have done this wordart again in two ways .. with or without the element.  But, Miss Eyes is my favorite.  She just reminds me so much of my own "teenage" daughters.  And can you believe it!!!!  Now, two of my grandchildren have reached that golden age!!!  Abby's just turned 13 years old and Brandon's is now twelve.  Let the fun begin!!!!!

You can download this at:  http://www.4shared.com/zip/DTBV_RiP/havent_finished.html

I'm in the mood to just add some humor to my words today.  Hope you like it!!!!

Hugs, Sue

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Mom belongs to me

Have you ever wondered what goes through the minds of your babies, toddlers and preschoolers when summer arrives.  Everyone knows that their older siblings having been counting down the days until SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!

I wonder what they are thinking ... are they dreading the thought of having the spend MORE THAN the evenings and weekends with the OTHER KIDS of the family?????

Today's freebies is dedicated to just those little ones of your families.

Here's a preview:


Of course, ever Mom around the world will be  thinking ..... now I have to be the TAXI CAB from hell. 

And .... by the first of July .... you'll be singing your praises to "Calgone Take Me Away" while your school age children will be constanting telling you to get out of the bathroom because the baby won't stay out of MY STUFF!!!

Hugs, Sue


Friday, June 1, 2012

The Nose

Just can't help but be preoccupied with our lack of rain.  And, I am feeling very, very silly.  Rain dances aren't hacking it .... so why not a big nose.  So, here's one more humor packed "just let it rain, already" free wordarts.

You can download it at:  http://www.4shared.com/zip/jGjjBHgb/Rain_Kiss_Your_Nose.html

Laughing is the best medicine ever!!!!

Hugs, Sue

We Want Rain


I just couldn't resist .... because I received numerous comments yesterday about our lack of rain for everyone.  Where would life be, if we didn't all have a sense of humor.

You can download this at:  http://www.4shared.com/zip/z6LWMJWJ/6-1.html
Have the wonderful weekend!!!!!

Hugs, Sue

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Where's My Remote

Now, I don't know about you ..... this is the perfect example of MY MAN when he can't find his remote.  It only takes him SECONDS to place the BLAME at my feet.  Can you BELIEVE IT, my mild mannered gentleman turns into a MONSTER when it's lost.  He turn's GREEN .... will pout and just can't even IMAGINE that it just might be HIMSELF that lost it!!!!!

Today, this is my poking fun at my dear, dear husband.

You can download him it:    http://www.4shared.com/zip/bq1gWeB2/Where_did_you_hide_my_remote_1.html

Hope this one brings a smile or two!!!!!

Hugs always, Sue

Friday, May 4, 2012

Teenager Wish On Mother's Day

I have a granddaughter, Abby that is almost thirteen years old.  Even though she lives in Texas and I am here in Iowa .... her Papa and I speak to her often on the telephone.

This is one of her favorite sayings that she says all the time ..... and I thought it would be perfect for Mother's Day.

Can you guess what it is?????

Well ..... here goes .... preview and all !!!!!!!!


You can download it at:  http://www.4shared.com/zip/lzhDTaR2/not_lame-teenager.html

So, for any of you that have a teenager out there .... THIS WORDART IS FOR YOU !!!!!!
I do hope I brought a smile or two ...............

Hugs, Sue

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Laundry Advice

Today I am in one of my spunky moods because I should be doing laundry instead of sitting here at my computer.   And, you can see which one is winning!!!!  Hee, hee.

Today I combined many kinds of humor .... starting with the definition of "Normal Family", added the spice of kids and their definition of "laundry" .... AND A CREATION IS MADE.

My idea was inspired by my grandson, Sean .... captured forever by his Mom.  This is one that should be shown on his WEDDING DAY.

My Preview Shows Sean In The Dryer


You can download it at:



I am also including just an image of the wordart cluster
This one was a lot of fun to make .... because I don't know about you Mom's and Grandma's out there,   But ...............

I SWEAR MY KIDS ALWAYS THREW AT LEAST TWO ITEMS EACH IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET THAT THEY DIDN'T WANT TO HANG UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lots of love, Sue